Detective H2O

In the underbelly and penthouses of the metropolis of Waterville, where the boilers percolate and cooling towers fog, there is one man who works tirelessly to end corrosion, stop scale, fight lowlife microbes, and conserve water.  That man is Detective H2O.  Best water treater this side of the Ohio.  Solving water problems drop by drop.

• The Case of the Short-Changing Dealkalizer

  • Can a dealkalizer with premature exhaustion get the best of Detective H2O?

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• The Case of High Irony

  • Can a closed loop with increasing iron levels outsmart Detective H2O?

• The Case of Uncertainty

  • Can a nonchemical device put Detective H2O out of a job?

• The Case of da Plume da Plume

  • Can questions about deaerator venting make Detective H2O blow his stack?

• The Case of Normalization

  • Can Detective H2O determine when to clean a pesky RO?

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• The Case of Being Hammered

  • Can contaminated condensate make Detective H2O lose his cool?

• The Case of Standing

  • Can Detective H2O stand high conductivity boiler water?

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• The Case of Breaking Free

  • Can a microbiologically-fouled RO make Detective H2O sick?

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• The Case of Misdiagnosis

  • Can a misdiagnosed oxidizing biocide feed flummox Detective H2O?

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• The Case of Seeing the Dead

  • Can a buggy closed loop get the best of Detective H2O?

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• The Case of the Dye Job

  • Can Detective H2O hunt down the leak robbing the cooling tower of water?

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• The Case of Being Picture Perfect

  • Can Detective H2O calm down an irrate customer over a fouled boiler?

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Doctor H2O

In industrial plants across sprawling Waterton, where boilers get upset and cooling towers operate at fever pitch, one woman has made it her calling to diagnosis their ills to sooth corrosion, mitigate scale, disinfect microbes, and save water drop by drop. That woman is Doctor H2O. Best water treater this side of the Ohio. One doctor that still makes house calls…power house calls. 

• Hard Diagnosis

  • Will Doctor H2O cure the softener?

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